1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"And that was it."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

shelf holding board games and coffee table books

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

CSI

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

7?

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9.38

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Mom's television and the dogs' collars jingling

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

about two hours ago? running to the truck to get the Coke from Wendy's mom left in the locked truck

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

the compute screen

9.What are you wearing?

clothes and earphones

10.Did you dream last night?

yeah

11. When did you last laugh?

idr

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

sage green paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

nah

14. What do you think of this quiz?

are we done yet?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Wall E

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

an AGENT

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

as your survey, i could tell you anything! THAT"S THE WHOLE FUGGING POINT?!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

sign myself for a movie

19. Do you like to dance?

YES!!!!

20.George Bush:

our old prez (also the shape of a pex dispenser)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I"D CALL HER BY HER NAME

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I"D CALL HIM BY HIS NAME

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yeah!

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

wow... i guess those bastards were wrong!

25. What is your Favorite Curse word?

fuck